- How’s the diet coming along?
- Don’t mention diets to me. I’ve a pain in me swiss with diets
- What one is it now?
- Well, I’m meant to be on the keto one, but all I seem to do is eat eggs, fish,meat, chicken cheese and chocolate
- Doesn’t sound too bad to me, and you love fish
- Yeah, a smoked cod in batter, surrounded with chips, onion rings and curry sauce
- Lovely
- Well, I can’t have that, mine has to be steamed or boiled, no batter
- Ooooh, sounds nasty
- It is nasty, and I’m sick of chocolate
- I’m sure you don’t have to eat the chocolate
- I’d kill for a McDonalds
- One won’t kill you I’m sure
- Well, I am allowed some carbs…and burgers are meat… and I can ask for extra cheese on my Bic Mac
- There ye go Bernie, problem solved
- I might even treat meself to a McFlurry
This diet lark is not so bad after all 😉
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 
You must have heard of the best diet of all time – the See Food diet where you eat all that you see! Go for it Bernie…. the bikini beckons .
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Oooh do I feel an ‘S’ coming on? thanks hon xxx
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I had a blizzard from Dairy Queen yesterday. Sometimes you have to treat yourself. Weekends In Maine
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I wish I knew what that was 😂😂
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It’s basically a McFlurry with different candy.
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Glad your blog is back (it was giving me an odd message this morning), and there are times when i crave anything except what i am supposed to have, too.
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Don’t blame me now if you start craving Big Macs! Have you ever hear of anyone craving lettuce or cottage cheese? Not fair 😢
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Bad news: whatever’s in those burgers, it’s not beef.
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