- What’s for dessert ma?
- There’s fruit in the bowl there
- Fruit? Fruit isn’t a dessert
- Yes it is
- Yeah, apples are…if they’re in a pie, or bananas if they’re in a Bannoffi, peaches, if they’re in a cobbler, or blueberries if they’re in muffins
- Will you stop listing off cakes and pies
- But…
- But nothing. I’m on a diet
- Well, we’re not
- So you expect me to make pies and desserts for you and I can’t eat them?
- Yeah
- You’re all a shower of selfish feckers you know that?
- Why?
- Not one of you have shown me a bit of support since I started this diet
- I ate your Easter egg
- Oh you’re all heart Jason
- Well I didn’t make you a fry up on your first day, like me da did
- That’s because you’re a lazy shite
- There’s just no pleasing you ma.
- You can please me by shutting up about food while I’m having a bowl of cabbage soup for me dinner
- That looks disgusting ma
- It IS disgusting
- Why do you punish yourself like this? Will I get you a piece of lasagne, it’s gorgeous
- NO, I’M ON A DIET….HOW MANY BLEEDIN’ TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO BE TOLD
- Jaysis ma, keep your hair on, I was trying to be nice
- Sorry son
- You always get narky when you’re hungry
- D’ye blame me? With you lot getting on me nerves
- Is there even any Vienetta?
- Are you actually serious?
- I’m only asking
- Get out of me sight will you. I’m trying to drink me dinner
- Alright, calm down
- There’s a tub of Ben and Jerry’s in the freezer
- Nice one
- Take it up to your room…don’t let me even see it
- Here, have a kiwi and a few grapes ma, fill you up…
- GET OUT!
I can’t cope anymore…
Being relegated to the rabbit food is a trial.
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Tell me about it 😩😩😩
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That really made me smile. I have to agree… fruit just really isn’t a dessert. But you already knew that. 🙂 Actually, my grandmother used to make a fruit in jello “salad” with nuts and a dollop of whipped cream on top. That was kind of desserty…
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Oh my ma used to make that. 😀
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Reminder: you’re entitled, in a murder proceeding, to a jury of your peers. This means they’d have to find a batch of twelve starving, unappreciated women—who would never convict after hearing those ungrateful cretins asked you to bake them a damned pie.
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It’s not like they get dessert everyday..they just like pissing me off…brats!!
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Hang in there Bernie ! You can have pie later . In the meanwhile fruit is a good dessert especially the low glycemic ones like pears, apples and melons. The French I know are famous for their pineapple diet which many women embark on soon after Christmas. As for Banoffee pie – AVOID IT LIKE THE PLAGUE .
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That is one evil boy.
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He’s a cheeky pup, that’s what he is!!
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