- Happy Easter ma, here’s your egg
- Thanks Kylie love, you shouldn’t have
- Ah you say that every year ma
- I mean it this year
- Yeah right, pull the other one
- I’m serious
- Really?
- I’m on a diet
- 🤣🤣🤣🤣
- Get up off that floor Kylie
- 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
- What’s so funny?
- You…on a diet…at Easter
- You’re hilarious
- Wait until I tell Jason
- He knows
- What did he say?
- Nothing, he just ate the Easter egg he bought me
- Very supportive of him
- It was a Black Magic one as well…my favourite
- So he made it disappear then
- He did, right in front of me too
- Greedy bastard
- Yeah
- So I’d better eat this one
- I love Ferero Rocher Kylie
- I know ma
- Â Maybe I’ll just have a small piece
- Are you sure ma? I don’t want to be the one who ruins your diet
- You’re not. Your da already did that when he made a fry up for breakfast
- Nice one da
- Here, you open the egg while I get the wine
- What about the diet ma?
- Fuck the diet…it’s Easter. I’ll start it tomorrow
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 
There’s no way to pass up a good Easter egg. We have a locally made one called Elmer’s Gold Brick, and there is no way to say no.
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I’ve never eaten as much chocolate in my life..it’s like when you tell a kid not to do something and they go ahead and do it anyway..I say I’m not eating it, and I just eat more . I’ve no willpower
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Well…one egg won’t hurt!! 🙂
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If only it was just the one!! 😩😩😩
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That’s the problem, one just whets the appetite! 🙂
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Haha sounds like my dieting adventures!!!
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Maybe… maybe you actually started your diet a while back, and only gave it up for Lent?
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Oh yeah…thanks for reminding me….so does this mean it’s over??? whoop whoop
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