• Heya ma
• Are you not gone yet?
• Obviously not
• I thought you’d be supping a large vodka at the airport by now
• I am
• Well for some. So what do you want?
• That’s lovely alright. I rang to say goodbye
• You said goodbye yesterday
• Jaysis, you’re full of the joys today aren’t you
• I wouldn’t like you to miss your flight over me Bernie
• Sure we’ve loads of time
• How’s Jimmy?
• Not a bother. Enjoying a couple of pints before the flight
• Sure he may as well
• Do you want to say hello to him….JIMMY, ME MA WANTS  TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOU
• No I don’t. Let him alone will you
• He said to tell you to feck off, he said goodbye to you yesterday
• Charming
• Right I’d better go ma. They’re calling our flight
• Have a great time Bernie. Love you
• Love you too ma. Hasta la vista
• Who’s pissed off?
• I SAID HASTA LA VISTA
• WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU BERNIE?
• The whole airport can hear me ma
• WHAT?
• BYE MA

Jaysis…