X Ray #AtoZChallenge

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife

x 2017

  • The doctor rang with your X  Ray results ma
  • With what?
  • YOUR  X RAY RESULTS FROM THE HOSPITAL MA. REMEMBER I BROUGHT YOU TO THE HOSPITAL FOR YOUR XRAY?
  • Oh jesus, wait until I sit down Bernie, me nerves are gone
  • Do you want the good news or the bad news?
  • Bad news? oh Jesus, Mary and holy saint Joseph … bad news?I told you I was dying. None of you would listen to me.
  • Well will you listen to me for a minute ma. You’re not dying, you’re getting a new knee
  • A noonie? What’s a noonie?
  • YOUR NEW KNEE MA. YOU’RE GETTING A NEW KNEE
  • Are you serious Bernie?
  • Yeah, he said  your xray showed how much your knee had deteriorated and you need to have the op asap
  • Sure didn’t I tell him that meself. I didn’t need an xray to tell me how bad I was
  • Well, you’ll be getting it very soon ma
  • Oh I don’t know Bernie
  • What don’t you know?
  • About the new knee
  • Jaysis ma, all you ever talk about is your gammy knee and how long you’ve been waiting for a new one, and now you’re saying you don’t want it?
  • I’m just nervous Bernie
  • Nothing to be nervous about at all.You’ll be flying around the place afterwards
  • Will I but Bernie?
  • You sound as if you’re disappointed ma
  • No I’m not
  • Well you don’t sound too happy?
  • Would you be happy having a foreign body put inside you?
  • Leave it out ma will you. It’s a common operation. Millions of people get it done every year. It’ll give you a whole new lease of life
  • So what’s the good news then?
  • That was the good news ma
  • So what’s the bad news?
  • There is no bad news ma, I was only messin’
  • You can be a bitch sometimes Bernie
  • Well, I didn’t lick it off a stone
  • What did you say?
  • I SAID I THINK I HEAR THE PHONE. I’LL JUST GO ANSWER IT
  • The phone is in your hand Bernie
  • Oh… so it is

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