Maisie loves the football, but she’s always commenting on what the players look like…
- Is that a fella or a girl playing Bernie?
- It’s a fella ma. Man United don’t have girls on their team
- Well he looks like a girl with that bun in his hair
- It’s called a man bun
- Why do men have buns?
- To keep their hair out of their eyes when they’re playing
- Would he not just get a nice short back and sides?
- You’d think so wouldn’t you?
- Sure the men aren’t men anymore. A shower of sissys your poor da would have called them. Lord rest his soul. Look at that fella with a ponytail, in the name of God, what’s he like?
- It’s just the fashion ma
- Fashion me arse Bernie. Why do they want to look like women?
- Smell of want off them Ma
- God be with the days when men were men and women were women. You just can’t tell the difference these days with the long hair, earrings and fake tan
- My Jimmy is a real man
- Real men don’t have moobs Bernie
- Jimmy doesn’t have moobs
- If you say so
- Yes I do say so. No moobs…no man bun… no ponytail…no earrings…no fake tan…O.K.?
- You’re very touchy about your husband aren’t you?
- And why shouldn’t I be?
- He could never have a man bun anyway. Sure I’ve more hair on me lip than he has on his head
- Just watch the football ma will ye!
The bleedin’ cheek of her sometimes…thinks she can say what she likes 😦
Your Jimmy is a real man, and she knows it. She just likes to tease because after a woman gets to be a certain age, she can get away with saying outrageous things.
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She doesn’t get away with it with me 😉
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Why can I not see your blog anymore? I can’t get on 😦
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I agree, get a proper haircut, you’re a professional sportsman, not a model!
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You should live with Maisie 😉
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I remember when my oldest son was about 10 the “fashion” was to let a small portion of your hair in the back grow long. They called it a tail. When I married a man in the Navy who had a son almost the same age as mine, his son wanted a tail…lol My husband at the time told me that only punks had a tail and that his son would never have one. So I just said, “So there have never been any serial killers who had a crew cut?” He thought for a minute and then allowed his son to start growing out his tail.
Cheryl
Plucking Of My Heartstrings
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Oh mine had those bloody tails…awful they were
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The advantage of becoming old …. one can say what one wants
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And she always does…
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I like a man with a short back and sides…even if I have got one who is bald!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Ha, I’ve got one of them too 😉
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😁
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