- I need to wash me feet Bernie
- What’s the occasion ma?
- You’re very funny aren’t you?
- I do me best ma
- You’re not to old to get a slap from me for being cheeky you know
- Woohoo, leave it out will ye ma
- You’re very bold
- Sorry mammy
- Don’t you mammy me
- Alright Sorry Maisie. Why are you washing your feet?
- The chiropodist is coming to cut my nails
- I’ll get me crash helmet so
- I’m warning you Bernadette
- Oooh scary mammy. I’ll go get the foot spa
Ah you just have to wind her up sometimes 🙂
At least she’s not growing them out… did you see that woman who grew them out, and they were like 4″ long and she couldn’t wear shoes or socks or walk without someone propping her up and they had to be painted with a roller?
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Ah now hello!! That’s pure disgusting. Like, what’s the point? (‘scuse pun) yeeeeuuuucchhh Dirty bitch
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Make sure you have goggles to protect your eyes, too, if you want to really rile her up!
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I’m all set :p
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LadyInRead@MyRandRSpace-My_B_Post This brought a smile to my face! and saw your comment on another post which brought me here.. i am still in yesterdayLand churning out my C post..
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We’ll all be chasing our tails this month. Good luck with C and thanks for popping over. I’ll drop by to have a nosey at yours too 😉
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I’m so glad you’re doing the A to Z again this year. Your posts always give me a good laugh. I still think you should bundle all of it into a screenplay.
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Me and Maisie on the telly? Can you just imagine.. She’d be such a Diva, she’d want to play herself..haha
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It would be FANTASTIC
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Ah you’re too nice 😍😍😍
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Hee hee, great laugh, love the crash helmet line 🙂
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Needs must Iain 😉
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Ha! Did the chiropodist bring the angle grinder and sander?! 😁😁😁
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Actually, he brought something resembling an angle grinder. I legged it into the other room! haha
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Ha! I know how thick toenails can get when you get older!!
Jesus, who would want to be a chiropodist?!!
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*shudder* 😬
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