• Did you buy me chocolates Jimmy?
• Why would I buy you chocolates?
• For Valentines day
• You hate all that Valentines shite
• I don’t hate chocolate tho’
• There’s still half a box of Ferero left since Christmas
• What do you mean half a box? I never even opened them
• I had one or two the other night when you were out
• Did ye now? Well how come there’s only a half box left?
• Well, maybe I ate more than one or two
• You’re an awful gannet Jimmy Violet
• I thought you didn’t want them. They’re there since Christmas
• I’m on the slimming world diet, I couldn’t eat them
• I did you a favour so
• I was saving them for a special occasion
• Like what?
• Like when I lost me first stone
• That’s kinda defeating the purpose Ber isn’t it?
• Whatever Jimmy, ah will ye look at the time, I’m dead late for me weigh in. DON’T eat the rest of MY Ferero before I get back
• It’ll be my Valentines gift to you
• Oooh Mr. Ambassador with zees half box of Rocher you are truly spoiling meeeee
• I really am Ber. I mean I could’ve eaten them all
• I’ve heard it all now, giving me a half box of my own chocolates for Valentines day.
• That’s how much I love you Ber. Any more than that and you’d never reach your target.
• You’re all heart Jimmy.
• I do try Bernie.
• Who says romance is dead?

Half a box, my arse 😒