- Did you buy me chocolates Jimmy?
- Why would I buy you chocolates?
- For Valentines day
- You hate all that Valentines shite
- I don’t hate chocolate tho’
- There’s still half a box of Ferero left since Christmas
- What do you mean half a box? I never even opened them
- I had one or two the other night when you were out
- Did ye now? Well how come there’s only a half box left?
- Well, maybe I ate more than one or two
- You’re an awful gannet Jimmy Violet
- I thought you didn’t want them. They’re there since Christmas
- I’m on the slimming world diet, I couldn’t eat them
- I did you a favour so
- I was saving them for a special occasion
- Like what?
- Like when I lost me first stone
- That’s kinda defeating the purpose Ber isn’t it?
- Whatever Jimmy, ah will ye look at the time, I’m dead late for me weigh in. DON’T eat the rest of MY Ferero before I get back
- It’ll be my Valentines gift to you
- Oooh Mr. Ambassador with zees half box of Rocher you are truly spoiling meeeee
- I really am Ber. I mean I could’ve eaten them all
- I’ve heard it all now, giving me a half box of my own chocolates for Valentines day
- That’s how much I love you Ber. Any more than that and you’d never reach your target.
- You’re all heart Jimmy ❤
- I do try Bernie
- Who says romance is dead?
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Some men are just too romantic for words. Then there’s my husband. Happy Valentine’s Day to you and Jimmy!
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He’ll buy me a large box of dairy milk tomorrow when there’s 75% off. Or even buy one get one free in Tesco 😍😍😍😍
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Doesn’t like half left.
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I know! Little decker 😩
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