- I’m off to work Jimmy
- Where are you working today?
- Lady Mucks house in Rathgar. She’s been on a Caribbean cruise for a month, wants the gaff cleaned before she gets home on Wednesday
- How the other half live what?’
- I wish someone would clean my gaff while I went off on me jollies
- Ah you wouldn’t like it Bernie. Strangers in your house
- It doesn’t have to be a stranger Jimmy. I’m sure you know where the Hoover is by now
- Ah leave it out Ber, sure I’m only in from work meself. I’m bleedin’ cream crackered
- Well, get Whitney to do it when she gets in. She hasn’t done a tap around here all weekend
- Where is she now?
- She swanned off to Jens after school instead of coming home to give me a hand.
- Ah she’s probably studying is she?
- Studying my arse. She spends more time up lying on her bed texting her mates than anything
- I’ll have a word when she comes in
- Thanks hon. Right I’m off to polish this aul ones knockers
- Lovely image Ber
- She likes her knockers gleaming
- Don’t we all?
- Dirty beggar Jimmy Violet
- … and don’t forget to give them knobs a good polishing while you’re at it
- Oh that reminds me, I’m getting a Chinese on the way home, do you want chicken balls with yours?
- Nice one, and a spring roll Ber
- We’ll be having that for afters Jimmy 😉
- Now who’s a dirty beggar?
- See you later…knob head 😉
Happy Monday everyone 🙂
Enjoyed that. Made me smile. Good on ya Bernie.
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Cheers Adrian. Sure it’s all a load of balls 😂😂
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You made my Monday happy with an after work smile!
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Happy Mondays are rare… now I’m off for my spring roll 😜
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Jimmy is a lucky man.
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You better believe it hon 😉😛
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