• See that chap died
• What chap?
• Used to wear an eye patch in the eighties
• Mr. Doran from the flats?
• No, he was a singer
• Dr. Hook?
• No
• Captain Sensible
• Who ?
• Oh forget it…em Bryan Ferry
• No
• Fuck sake Jimmy, what did he look like?
• I told you, he wore an eye patch
• David Bowie wore an eye patch one time but he’s already dead
• I think he became a woman
• Who David Bowie
• No, the chap with the eye patch…oh wait, I just remembered. Pete Burns
• Ah no way…Dead or Alive
• Dead I told you Bernie, jaysis keep up will ye
• No Jimmy, I mean he was in the band ‘Dead or Alive’
• Oh right yeah
• You spin me right round baby right round…
• …like a record baby, right round round round
• Aww I loved that song
• Was that the only song he had?
• Must be. I don’t remember another one. Last time I saw him was in Celebrity Big Brother
• That pile of shite?
• He ruined himself with all that plastic surgery. He was a fine thing back in the day, especially with the eye patch
• It’s a mugs game that plastic surgery lark
• He said if he ever died and went to Heaven, God wouldn’t recognise him
• I’d say he didn’t  recognise himself when he looked in the mirror Ber
• God love him all the same. You know he was supposed to be on Loose Women this morning
• I’m sure he’ll be spinning right round that he missed that one Bernie
• Don’t be mean Jimmy

R.I.P. Pete