• Hiya Ger
• Oh Bernie how are you?
• Grand, just ringin’ to see how Pat’s doin’?
• Patchoulli is much better thanks.
• Ah great. Ray said she was very bad
• It was very traumatic,having a dead animal inside her
• It was only a burger Ger, and sure there’s feck all meat in dem things inannyway
• Meat is meat Bernadette. The whole episode was very upsetting for her.
• Ah well, she’s on de mend now, dat’s the main thing Ger
• She’s really looking forward to our weekend
• Ah dat’s nice, and how’s Willow?
• Delighted to be home from college. She’s teaching Patchoulli  Lunaception at the moment
• What’s that?
• It helps regulate menstruation by aligning your cycle with the moon
• Far out man. So what’s Willow up to while we’re away?
• Oh she’ll keep herself busy with her  Pilates  and catching up with friends
• It’s a pity she couldn’t come with us
• Well, I did think of bringing her but the Spa is all booked up that weekend.
• Aww no way. Dat’s a bummer Ger
• She was disappointed
• Such a pity
• I know. It would have been so lovely for us all to have a bonding mother/daughters session in a calm environment. It’s been so long since the three of us have spent time together
• That would have been lovely aright Ger
• Oh well never mind
• D’ye know what Ger, I’ve a great idea. How about Willow going in my place
• Oh Bernadette, I couldn’t ask that of you
• You’re not askin’. I’m offerin’
• But you’ve been so looking forward to it. Jimmy was only saying yesterday that you were counting the days
• Was he now?
• He said how excited you were
• Did he really?
• So thanks but I couldn’t ruin your weekend
• Ah Ger, to be honest, I wouldn’t enjoy meself knowin’ poor Willow was home alone. Especially since she’s been so long away. So, I insist she goes in my place
• Bernadette, I don’t know what to say. You are so so kind, no matter what  Lily says
• What was his ma sayin’ about me?
• Oh , em, nothing, sorry, I’m always putting my foot in my mouth
• I know who’s mouth I’d like to put my foot in
• I can’t wait to tell the girls the good news. I can’t thank you enough
• Not at all Ger. Look, you just go and have a lovely time with your girlos.
• Willow will be delighted. Thanks again Bernie
• You’re more than welcome Geraldine.

Yes!!! Now wait ’til I see dat Jimmy fella!!