- Dinner’s ready
- Aw nice one. I’m starvin’ ma
- It’s not for you. It’s for yer da
- What about me?
- What about ye? I told you I’m not makin’ dinners for you anymore
- What? I thought ye were only messin’ ma
- Well see what thought did, now excuse me ’til I put yer das out
- What is it?
- Chicken curry
- Aw ma, I love your curry
- Do ye now? Well I can’t keep up with what you like and don’t like these days
- But I always loved your curry
- Ye said dat about me coddle and den turned yer nose up at it
- Ah ma get over de bleedin’ coddle will ye
- I will not get over it…and ye went off te Nandos without tellin’ me last night and I had a lovely stew made. Well ye can feck off and have a curry in Nandos with yer pals
- Nandos don’t do curry
- Aww, dat’s a pity
- Stop messin’ ma will ye. I’m starvin’
- I’m not messin’. JIMMY, YER DINNER’S READY I SAID…jaysis where’s yer da?
- He must be gone out. I’ll have his
- Ye will in yer swiss have his
- Ders loads in dat pot
- I know
- Well give us a bowl of it den
- Ders not enough for us all
- All who?
- I told Alison I’d bring her in a bit of dinner
- You’re feedin’ de neighbours but ye wont feed me
- Alison isn’t very well and she’s no family te come and cook for her
- Looks like I don’t either
- Well, remember dat the next time ye refuse me coddle and when ye fancy a Nandos and don’t bodder yer arse ringin’ me
- Ah build a bridge ma will ye
- Sorry, I haven’t time for buildin’ bridges, I’m too busy cookin’ and cleanin’ up after you lot
- You should put dat to music ma, I could sing along cos I know all de words
- Don’t get cheeky with me miss
- Joke ma…jaysis
- Right, here take this bowl
- Ah thanks ma
- …and bring it into Alison, tell her I’ll be in later te make her a cuppa
- MA!!
That’ll teach her!
I was HOPING you’d do this! So proud…. and now I want curry. But first, the coddle.
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They won’t refuse my dinners again in a hurry I can tell ye
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Trying to figure it out. Did they ever get to eat??
betty
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Ah I gave her a bit…sure I’m too bleedin’ soft for me own good…
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Love this!
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Good enough!
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Cheeky bitch she is sometimes 😦
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HaHA! What a brilliant way to get your point across! I love the look of your dinners, I wouldn’t be turning my nose up! 🙂
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Ah ye can’t bate a good coddle and a chicken curry 😉
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Heeheehee! Hope she’s learned her lesson!
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