- Sally Burke is working over in the new Lidls Jimmy
- Who?
- Sally Burke. I thought you used to go out with her
- I did in me bollix
- Anto said ye did
- Don’t mind Anto, he only talks shite
- So ye never took her out then?
- The bleedin’ tide wouldn’t take her out Bernie
- Ah that’s rough Jimmy
- She’s a face on her like a bag of spanners, now that’s rough
- I didn’t think she was that bad Jimmy, a bit plain as me ma would say
- Plain ugly ye mean. Sure she could eat an apple through a letterbox
- So you never gave her the ride then?
- I wouldn’t ride that one if she came with pedals Bernie
- Don’t hold back now Jimmy will ye…
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 
HaHA! Hilarious! Poor Sally. 🙂
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Jimmy said she’s a head that wore out ten bodies…jaysis, he’s a little fecker isn’ he ?
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HaHa! He is, but a very funny one! 🙂
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I need to always remember not to read these whilst eating or drinking – otherwise I’ll be snorting something undesirable when I laugh so much!
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heehee 😉
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She’s the kind i always feel sorry for, and you make me laugh more than i should!
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lol 😉
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He could have put a sack on her head.😬
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Sure you’d have to!! haha
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I think he liked her!
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Anto said it was one night they were all jarred at the disco and it was very very dark …Jimmy is still denying it bu’….hahascarleh for ‘im
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Probably saves his pride.
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😉
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Tanks a million hun. X
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