• Who was at de door love?
• Some fella lookin’ for a vote
• What did ye say to him
• I told him to fuck off
• That was a bit rude Jimmy
• He’s lucky I didn’t belt him one. Did he not see the sign on the door? ‘NO CANVASSERS’
• They must be blind
• He’s not the first one either, shower of gobshites
• Who was he with?
• Some bird with a clipboard
• No, I mean what party was he with?
• Fucked if I know Bernie
• Did you not ask him?
• No
• Why not?
• Because I don’t give a shite who he’s with
• Who ye votin’ for ?
• I haven’t decided yet Ber
• Think seriously now before ye cast yer vote Jimmy
• Wha’?
• Joan Burton said that
• Joan Burton can ask me swiss roll
• She’s right bu’
• Since when did you take any notice of what Joan Burton says?
• Since I haven’t a bleedin’ clue who I’m votin’ for
• Sure they’re all a shower of wasters Ber
• Enda Kenny bu’, he’s the worst
• He’s a gobshite
• I think it’s Enda story for him
• It’s Michéall Martin then
• That smarmy fucker?
• Gerry Adams?
• Ah no, that’s takin’ tings a bit too far Ber
• Ah Jimmy, ye have to vote for someone
• Definitely not the Green party. They ruined it for themselves the last time with their empty promises.
• Sure don’t they all make empty promises
• I like that Ronan chap who lives up de road
• De one who’s posting photos of himself all over West Dublin on Facebook and you’ve to guess where he is?
• The very man Ber. He’s all for small businesses. About time someone stood up for the self employed
• And he’s going to deal with the shocking crime in Dublin. We need to feel safe in our homes Jimmy
• We do Ber, we do
• …and he has a sense of humour Jimmy. I like a man with a sense of humour.
• Enda is out so Bernie
• Enda de line for him I hope
• …and Joan?
• Gone for a Burton Jimmy

Don’t forget to vote tomorrow lads.