Me pal Lynn dropped round for a coffee and a chat on Saturday mornin’.
- How ย did you get on at the Hens party last night Bernie
- We had a great night. Gorgeous meal, a few scoops a bit of karaoke
- Sounds good
- It was,until the young ones wanted to go to a nightclub
- Did ye go
- I did. Julie dragged me along, you know her for the dancin’
- Ah Julie loves a bit of a bop alrigh’
- So do I, but Jaysis Lynn, it was full of bleedin’ kids
- Did ye get an ask up?
- They don’t have slow sets anymore
- Ah jaysis, that’s shite Bernie
- I know. I did get chatted up bu’
- Gerraway
- Yeah
- By who?
- Some little pimple headed yoke
- Ha, scarleh for ye Berno
- He was about twelve
- And he had a chat up line?
- How do you like you’re eggs in the mornin’? he says
- The dirtbird. What did you say Bernie?
- With a cup of coffee and Kevin Bacon I says now fuck off home to yer mammy
- Ye did not?
- I did
- Scarleh for him
- He probably didn’t even know who Kevin Bacon was
- I’d love a bit of Kevin Bacon meself
- On toast Lynn
- On a roll Bernie
- A jumbo breakfast roll
- With a big sausage
- Ye dirty bitch Lynn
- Wha’? That’s just your dirty mind Bernie
- Does this make me a cougar or wha’?
- Poor young fella would have been on a roll last night if you were
- Ah, I felt a bit sorry for him after
- He won’t be usin’ that chat up line again in a hurry
- Not on me inannyway
- No more nightclubs for you
- Never say never
- Ye still have it all the same Bernie
- I never fuckin’ lost it Lynn
Meet you there next time!
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Sorry to spam here! I wanted you to know that I’ve closed the vpub but have opened up a new blog:
http://forfriendswithoutborders.wordpress.com/
Thanks,
Rob
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Not a bother Rob ๐
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LOL. Kevin Bacon eh?
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Can’t bate a bacon sambo Phil!! ๐
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