Groundhog Day

~ Diary of a Dublin housewife

Punxsutawney-Phil

  • 2nd February today Jimmy
  • Well spotted Bernie
  • Ground hog day
  • What’s that got to do with the price of turnips?
  • I was just…
  • Ah don’t tell me Ber
  • Tell you what?
  • Don’t tell me Bill Murray is dead
  • Why would I tell you Bill Murray is dead?
  • It’s Punxsutawny Phil isn’t it?
  • What?
  • He’s dead
  • Is he?
  • You tell me?
  • Well he probably is
  • I knew it
  • Knew what
  • You were going to tell me someone died
  • What made you think that?
  • Practically every conversation we’ve had since Christmas  starts with you telling me someone famous has died
  • It’s not like I killed them Jimmy. I was just passing on the news
  • So Phil is dead? Poor little fucker.
  • Is he dead?
  • You said he was
  • I said probably
  • What does that mean?
  • Lots of Phils have died
  • Have they?
  • Well ye hardly think the same Ground hog is alive since the 1800’s?
  • Oh right, probably not Bernie
  • Definitely not Jimmy
  • So who’s dead then?
  • No one
  • That makes a change. So what were you going to say then?
  • I was just going to say, imagine living the same day over and over and over and over again Jimmy
  • Story of my life Ber
  • Imagine living in a place called Gobblers Knob
  • We’ve lived in worse. Remember Ringsend?
  • You find a dirty meaning for everything Jimmy Violet
  • I do not
  • What about Sally’s Gap?
  • Ok ok you’re right. I’m a dirt bird
  • Too right you are
  • January but Bernie. Every day feels the same. It’d put years on ye
  • Ah Spring is here, sure look at the evenings getting longer already
  • Will ye listen to Punxsutawney Bernie. Can ye see yer shadow Ber?
  • Get lost Jimmy. I’m just being optimistic
  • You what?
  • I’m being optimistic
  • I think you already said that Ber
  • Fuck off Jimmy
  • Happy Ground hog day
  • Right
  • At least no one died
  • Not yet Jimmy; not yet.

12 thoughts on “Groundhog Day”

  7. Hi,
    I don’t know loser. I saw and loved this movie. I also know Danny.
    Congratulations on being Danny Ray’s featured blogger. I was his featured blogger too. Maybe you can check out my blog if you need a blogging tip or two. That’s what I blog about.
    Janice

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