I’ve heard it all now

What?

They’re talkin’ about puttin’ McGregors face on the euro coin

Who is?

Them gobshites up in Dáil Éireann

Fuck off Jimmy, are ye serious?

Deadly serious Bernie

Wouldn’t ye think that the year that’s in it, they’d be puttin’ Padraig Pearse or James Connolly on it

It’s a loada me bolix Ber

They haven’t a bleedin’ clue have they?

Sittin’ on their holes up in Leinster House after their Christmas holliers wonderin’ how to piss of the Irish public yet again

I wonder what bright spark came up with that idea?

They received a public petition

…and they’re takin’ it serious like? Who de fuck would take that serious?

Enda bleedin’ Kenny after a feed of pints and whiskey chasers in the Dáil bar I’d say

He’s some bleedin’ stockin’

Jaysis Ber. All them brave young men who died for this country in 1916 and they think a young fella who won a medal for a 13 second fight should go on  a coin to celebrate the centenary

They must be takin’ the piss Jimmy

No disrespect to McGregor or anything Ber. He’s a grand chap and he did well in Vegas but it really is takin’ the piss

Would his head even fit on it Jimmy?

It is quite big Bernie

Next you’ll be tellin’ me that Dustin the turkey is goin’ on the two euro coin

Nothin’ would surprise me anymore Ber… Nothin’.

Sure isn’t Leinster house full of turkeys making stupid decisions

True story Ber. True story