What do you want for Christmas Ber?
I don’t mind. You know I’m easily pleased love
No you’re not
I am so. It’s the thought that counts
You didn’t say that on Christmas morning 1989
You bought me a hoover Jimmy
It’s the thought that counts you said
…and you thought I wanted a hoover?
Well you’d been moaning about the old one
I know but I didn’t want one as a present
You said you’re easily pleased, I don’t think so Bernie
Yeah, with perfume or jewellery Jimmy, not a bleedin’ hoover
I’m sorry I even asked now.
Since when did you go Christmas shoppin’ anyway Jimmy?
What d’ye mean?
You usually get Kylie or Jason to buy your presents
I do not
Ye do so…well except for 1989
It’s a present ye never forgot tho’ Bernie
Talk about a present that sucks…jaysis
That’s lovely alrigh’. It wasn’t cheap that hoover
So ye said… a hundred bleedin’ times
I get no thanks in this house. I’m goin’ out
See ye later, oh and don’t forget about the microwave, you said you’d get it fixed.
Maybe I’ll just buy you a new…
Don’t even think about it Jimmy…Don’t even think about it
Easily pleased my arse….Jaysis… women
MEN!!
Diary of a Dublin Housewife 
Now that picture is quite deceptive and yes, it should stay in the box 😉 Love the banter too.
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Thanks Jacqueline… ah sure you have to have a bit of banter now and again. xx
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Aww! Love this.
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Thanks Deb. x
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HaHA! I love this, and the picture is brilliant! 🙂
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I knew you’d love the dirt!! haha
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But of course! 🙂
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This reminded me of the Mother’s Day my father gave my mother an electric lawn mower! He worked out of town 3 weeks out of the month and didn’t want her having to use the old push mower! The conversation was pretty much the same! LOL!
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Haha, A lawnmower is on my list for Jimmy, if he dares buy me a household appliance, he’s having it 🙂
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No, something she uses daily to cook for or clean up after you is not a gift! Why is that so hard for the men to understand?
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I’m thinking of buying him a new lawnmower..heehee 🙂
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This conversation takes place in millions of households. I could never decide which I hated most, the mixing bowls, the vacuum cleaner, or the self-cleaning cat box.
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I got a lady shave once…hmmm. I was annoyed at first but it was very useful actually, haha
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🙂
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Great post thhanks
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