Is there no end to the football? I’ve a pain in me arse watching it…and it’s not only that… the roars and shouts and bad language coming out of  Jimmy is fuckin’ terrible. I usually stay in the kitchen with the radio turned up so I can’t hear him. I only pop in with a cuppa for Jimmy when Chelsea is playing, just to be supportive like.

• That José Mourinho is a fine thing isn’t he Jimmy
• He’s a bleedin’ stockin’ Bernie
• I read in the paper that he has balls. I like a man with balls
• I’m sure ye do Ber but Mourinho is a gobshite
• Is he?
• He’s like a fuckin’ aul one, always moaning and giving out
• Well maybe he has good reason, them players are always messin’
• He nearly had a conniption when John Terry got a red card
• A red card is serious bu’ isn’t it?
• Serious enough for Terry to be dismissed from the team
• I thought he was the captain?
• He is Bernie.
• No wonder José was upset, God love him.
• God love me arse Bernie.
• Well…the captain should know better. He must be a right little gurrier
• Leave it out will ye Bernie. You haven’t a bleedin’ clue
• I’m just trying to be supportive Jimmy
• How are you being…
• … Ah look he’s singing Jimmy, José is singing, bless him. Why is he singing Jimmy?
• Because they won Ber
• He’s not a very good singer is he Jimmy?
• Shite Bernie, pure shite
• He’s still a bit of a ride tho’
• He’s still a bleedin’ stocking Ber
• Ah leave him alone
• You know nothing about football Bernie
• Well I’m trying to learn, and as I was saying I’m just trying to be supportive
• How are you being supportive
• I came in to watch the match with you didn’t I? Cheer the team on
• I don’t even support Chelsea Bernie
• Oh right…anyway, would ye like another cup of tea so Jimmy?

That was a few weeks ago.  I believe poor José is in deeper shit now …Jimmy is delighted but I still think he’s a ride  🙂