- Would you like to be young again Jimmy?
- I am young
- Younger then
- Like a teenager?
- Yeah
- No way
- Why not?
- It’s all too much trouble Ber
- How do you mean?
- All that hanging around with your mates. Chatting up girls, trying to look cool
- You do that every Saturday night down the pub Jimmy
- I do not. I have a few pints and a chat with the lads, that’s all
- Yeah right. I’ve seen you lot eyeing up the young ones
- No harm in looking Ber. I’m not dead yet
- As long as you just look
- Are you jealous?
- Of what? Sure it’s not as if they look back at you
- That’s harsh Bernie. I could still pull the birds
- You’re for the bleedin’ birds Jimmy
- Do you not think I could?
- Of course you could, down the old folks home maybe. Plenty of aul wans looking for a toyboy to push their wheelchairs
- Fuck off Bernie. I’ve seen young ones looking at me
- Ye, wondering why some aul lad is leering at them
- I’m not an aul lad. I’m in me prime and I think you are jealous
- You love yourself
- I do not
- You do. If you were a bar of chocolate you’d eat yourself
- I can’t help my animal attraction Ber. It’s just as well I’m not as young as I was, sure jasus the young ones would maul me
- Oh they would Jimmy; they would
- What about you Ber. Would you like to be young…sorry , younger again
- I’d love it Jimmy. Out with me mates every weekend, having a few scoops, dancing the night away into the early hours
- Ha,you talk about me. You do that anyway
- Not every weekend Jimmy, and I do be wrecked the next day. When you’re young you never get tired. I used to be able to go all night and still be up early to do a full days work
- Me too Ber. Remember we used to come home with the milkman
- I remember having a sore arse from sitting on the glass bottles on the back of his float
- Those were the days Ber. I suppose it would be nice to be younger again; maybe just for a night. Re live our youth
- Would you go on the pull with your mates?
- Ah sure I’d have to
- Are you serious?
- Yeah, I’d have to see if I could still pull the best looking bird in Tamangoes nightclub
- What about me Jimmy?
- I’m talking about you Bernie
- Ah, you’re just a big romantic at heart
- I told you I still had it Ber
- You sure do Jimmy
Ah sure I’d be lost without him all the same 🙂
Bless him! 🙂
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We’d be lost without your Jimmy too! He’s brill! A gob shite but brilliant at being one!
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A brilliant gobshite…I like it 🙂
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“If you were a bar of chocolate you’d eat yourself”. Priceless!
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Ha ha!! Lovely to meet you Bernie and your Jimmy!
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You too Kim. xx
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