• Would you like to be young again Jimmy?
• I am young
• Younger then
• Like a teenager?
• Yeah
• No way
• Why not?
• It’s all too much trouble Ber
• How do you mean?
• All that hanging around with your mates. Chatting up girls, trying to look cool
• You do that every Saturday night down the pub Jimmy
• I do not. I have a few pints and a chat with the lads, that’s all
• Yeah right. I’ve seen you lot eyeing up the young ones
• No harm in looking Ber. I’m not dead yet
• As long as you just look
• Are you jealous?
• Of what? Sure it’s not as if they look back at you
• That’s harsh Bernie. I could still pull the birds
• You’re for the bleedin’ birds Jimmy
• Do you not think I could?
• Of course you could, down the old folks home maybe. Plenty of aul wans looking for a toyboy to push their wheelchairs
• Fuck off Bernie. I’ve seen young ones looking at me
• Ye, wondering why some aul lad is leering at them
• I’m not an aul lad. I’m in me prime  and I think you are jealous
• You love yourself
• I do not
• You do. If you were a bar of chocolate you’d eat yourself
• I can’t help my animal attraction Ber. It’s just as well I’m not as young as I was, sure jasus the young ones would maul me
• Oh they would Jimmy; they would
• What about you Ber. Would you like to be young…sorry , younger again
• I’d love it Jimmy. Out with me mates every weekend, having a few scoops, dancing the night away into the early hours
• Ha,you talk about me. You do that anyway
• Not every weekend Jimmy, and I do be wrecked the next day. When you’re young you never get tired. I used to be able to go all night and still be up  early to do a full days work
• Me too Ber. Remember we used to come home with the milkman
• I remember having a sore arse from sitting on the glass bottles on the back of his float
• Those were the days Ber. I suppose it would be nice to be younger again; maybe just for a night. Re live our youth
• Would you go on the pull with your mates?
• Ah sure I’d have to
• Are you serious?
• Yeah, I’d have to see if I could still pull the best looking bird in Tamangoes nightclub
• What about me Jimmy?
• I’m talking about you Bernie
• Ah, you’re  just a big romantic  at heart
• I told you I still had it Ber
• You sure do Jimmy

Ah sure I’d be lost without him all the same  🙂