- That Simon Cowell is an awful gobshite Bernie
- I like him
- How can you like him?
- He’s gorgeous
- D’ye think?
- Ye, his eyes crinkle up when he smiles
- I’d say his arse does too Bernie
- No need for that Jimmy
- Does he never get sick wearing the same tee shirt but?
- It’s not the same tee shirt. He has loads of them
- How do you know?
- I just know
- Them trousers though Ber, if they were up any higher they’d be around his bleedin’ neck
- He obviously likes them like that. Just because you wear yours hanging off your arse doesn’t mean he has to
- I do not
- You give builders bum a bad name when you bend over
- You’re very critical Bernie. I’m sorry I’m not as fit as your Simon
- He’s not my Simon. I just like him that’s all
- He’s very harsh on some of them poor young ones
- He’s honest. They know what they’re letting themselves in for when they audition
- But still Bernie, he could be a bit more human
- Some of them eejits shouldn’t sing in the shower never mind on national TV.
- They make the show. It would be boring if they were all great singers
- So you agree most of them are shite?
- Some of them are
- Simon just says it like it is. I like a man that’s straight like that. No bullshit
- Simon says…will you get a grip Bernie
- You get a grip Jimmy
- That Cheryl Cole is a fine thing though
- She’s not called Cheryl Cole anymore
- What’s she called then?
- Cheryl Ann Fernandez-Versini
- That’s a mouthful
- It sure is
- Why is she not a Cole anymore
- She got divorced
- That fuckin eejit divorced her?
- She divorced him
- Why? Were they not getting on?
- He did the dirt on her
- Fuckin’ gobshite. Imagine doing the dirt on a lovely young one like her
- Well he did and now she’s not Cole anymore. Anyway, her new hubby is a fine thing
- She’s a fine thing
- She’s alright
- She’s bleedin’ gorgeous
- If that’s the type you go for I suppose
- I’d go for her alright
- You could be her father
- Ah stop ruining it Bernie
- Ruining what? She’s hardly going to give up her life and run away with you
- And Simon would for you?
- I wouldn’t want him to
- Would you not?
- Why would I?
- Ah Bernie, I always knew you were a one man woman
- One man is more than enough Jimmy, believe me
- And I’m man enough Bernie
- You’ve got the whole package
- If you’ve got it, you’ve got it, it doesn’t matter how old you are
- Simon said that
- Good man Simon. You’ve got the X Factor
- …and a lovely smile
- …and an arse that crinkles when you smile
- You’re an awful gobshite Jimmy
- And Simon’s got the arse factor
Give me patience!
Loved this! Hilarious 🙂
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This made me laugh out loud. It’s better than a sitcom.
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Ah thanks. It’s good to laugh. 😂
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Was trying to behave. Note to self: NEVER read your blog during a meeting.
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Hee hee. You’re very bold 😋
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This is SO funny – now I can’t wait to go back and start at A to read them all!!!
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I go back further than A. So glad you like my blog. I will hop over to visit yours as soon as I finish y and z and make Jimmy’s dinner. Thank god for may when I can have a rest and he fucks off to Galway for a weekend with the lads 😞
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Reblogged this on dublinhousewife and commented:
I’m tellin’ ye now if Simon gives Ronan Keating a job as judge on X Factor I’ll never forgive him!
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I am growing to like Jimmy, more and more with each post even though he quietly and I suspect, unknowingly , raises the bar for the rest of us. With Bernie’s hand on the “tiller” there are no limits to where this story may take us. Drive on Bernie!
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He’s easily manoeuvered Adrian…haha…beep beep 🙂
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