Getting ready to go on Holiday is bad enough without Jimmy annoying me.

• Tickets, passports,money,Suncream, sunglasses, umberella…
• Why are you bringing an umberella?
• It might rain
• In Santa Ponsa?
• It rains in Spain
• In July?
• It might
• You’re mad Bernie
• I must be, I married you Jimmy
• Have you got everything?
• I’ve a feeling I’m forgetting something
• Well the kitchen sink is in your suitcase so I doubt it
• No, but I’ve got that feeling Jimmy
• You and your feelings Bernie
• I’ll just check me list
• You’ve checked it three times already
• Well now I’m checking it four times
• The taxi will be here in a minute
• Have you got the passports and tickets Jimmy?
• Right here in my pocket
• Where’s the plastic bag for liquids?
• In your bag
• Have we enough money?
• Loads of money
• Lovely Jubbly
• There’s the taxi outside now
• I still think we’re forgetting something
• We’re forgetting nothing will you get out for fuck sake
• You bring the suitcases, I’ll lock the door
• Olé olé olé olé
• Santa Ponsa here we come
• Viva Espana
• I can’t wait Jimmy. A whole week of sea sand and…
• Steady on Bernie
• I was going to say sangria, ye dirty fecker
• Yeah right
• Shurrup and get in the taxi will ye
• Here we go, airport please Mr. taxi man
• At last
• Hang on…stop, stop
• Ah jasus, what’s up now Jimmy?
• I forgot me jacket
• You won’t need it
• Says the woman with the bleedin’ umbrella in her bag
• I’ll buy you a new  jacket in the market
• I need that one
• Why?
• Because the passports and tickets are in the pocket
• For fuck sake Jimmy, you’re an awful gobshite